THE DEGEN RETIREMENT PLAN.

401kek is satire. It is not a regulated 401(k), pension, brokerage service or promise of returns.

01 // Narrative

The retirement plan for people who will never retire. Project revenue is intended to build a transparent public stock-style treasury while the account publishes recurring statements.

02 // Operating loop

project activity
  -> disclosed treasury contribution
  -> public asset purchase
  -> transaction receipt
  -> retirement statement
  -> next cycle

03 // Transparency

Final mechanics should disclose the treasury wallet, contribution formula, eligible assets, execution method, fees, custody, reward rules and risks.

04 // Legal clarity

Do not imply that token holders automatically own securities or retirement-plan assets.